HIT MISS
Girls The Girls Next Door
Men in Christopher Fischer Men in pink polos
Rodolfo Valentin José Eber
Air kissers Ass kissers
Adam Levine Adam Carolla
Driver’s Seat Princess Diner
Southampton Inn Hampton Inn
Channing Tatum Tatum O’Neal
No lines Tan lines
Nurse Jackie Nurse Ratched
Sotto Sopra Sam’s
J House Greenwich Hyatt Regency Greenwich
Nutritious Delicious
Swagger Stagger
William Levy William Shatner
Path Facebook
Swanky Smarmy
Mr. Porter Mr. Porta-Potty
Rihanna Britney
International first class Domestic first class
Delray Beach Orchard Beach
Homeland Home of the Brave
Bedside reading Bedside eating
Aaron Sorkin Aaron Carter
Flip-flops Flip-flopping
Church Mouse in PB Subway rat in NYC
Glitterati Paparazzi
True Blood Dark Shadows
C. Wonder Seasick
Wicked Witch of the West Lara Shriftman
Spider-Man Spider veins
Hamptons Players Club Hamptons players
Wendy Bethenny